October 2011
25 posts
In the Valley →
Ride down the valley roads
hear the tales of the grime
“They went too far”
They seem to say
“They lost their guts along the way”
I hear them say
And no one cares
no one remembered
September 2011
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Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting...
– Homer Simpson on sexual harassment
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The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I...
– Homer Simpson
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I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save...
– Homer Simpson
Tuesday Tits-O-Rama: The Incredible 6 Boobs Woman! →
Click here for the Incredible 6 boobed woman
Nature works in mysterious ways, and like the picture above proves, Photoshop can take care of the rest. However, when you…
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We are all Anonymous →
We are all Anonymous
On my way home on the subway, I would say about a week ago, this girl got on one of the stops.
She was very quaint. Not talking or antagonizing anybody. Yet…
Metal Monday: Anthrax is back! →
Worship Music, the first studio album in eight years by thrash titan Anthrax has finally arrived, and fuck is it heavy! The record marks the return of singer Joey…
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listening to "Cardinal Sin - RGSOT" →
Run for your miserable life. METAL IS COMING FOR YOU!!!
listening to "Cardinal Sin - Infanticide" →
This is metal to BURN NATIONS TO!!! The Puerto Rican tremor:Cardinal Sin!
listening to "Cardinal Sin - Hell Turns To Ice" →
WHEN HELL TURNS TO ICE!!! PUERTO RICAN THRASH MOTHAFUCKA!!!
listening to "The Mob Rules (With Lyrics)" →
Why would anybody listen to music that makes them feel weak and powerless? Not me. Fuck no. PEDAL TO THE METAL!
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The 9 Satanic Sins
*Take out all the “Satan” bullshit and you’ve got an easy, and actually FUNCTIONING, replacement from your puny “commandments.”
1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with...
Tuesday Tits-O-Rama: Bloody good fun with Sophie... →
We’re back! Featuring the craziest pornstar from Wales, Sophie Dee. The girl with the doll eyes! Enjoy ‘cuz…HERE COME THE TITS!
The…
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I’m tired of having my actions construed as instruments of US policy.
– Superman
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Nature is a toothless, dying hag!
– Homer Simpson
A Heartbreaking Ballad →
What started out as a search for a lovely song ended up in this.
I hate you all.
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listening to "Skid Row - Youth Gone Wild (Live at... →
There’s something you should know: Park avenue leads to skid row!
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Cynicism: its what for dinner!
toocooltobehipster:
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
10knotes:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
listening to "Dead Kennedys - I Fought the Law" →
I fought the Law and I won!! FUCK THE LAPD!!