Toxic Lunch

gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:20:16 -0400

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

Holy fuck that’s funny

I see that TUMBLR hasn't fallen to the Yahoo Communists yet.

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:42:59 -0400

The Kourin-Chan Challenge! (With Kagero’s Flare Whip...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:08:03 -0400

The Kourin-Chan Challenge!

(With Kagero’s Flare Whip Dragon)

warrenellis: Yahoo to acquire Tumblr in $1.1 billion cash deal R. I. P TUMBLR Yahoo ain’t...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:15:52 -0400

warrenellis:

Yahoo to acquire Tumblr in $1.1 billion cash deal

R. I. P TUMBLR

Yahoo ain’t shit.

Hey I saw that you posted the final speech of the great dictator and I was wondering if you could post a link to the speech that you found. Everyone on youtube seems to want to put inception music in the background and it ends up drowning out the speech.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:58:10 -0400

Oh dear… no that will not do at all.

Here is the original link I used for the post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Eg8F3rap4

And I beg of everyone who reads this to not sully such wonderful words with Inception memery.

Thank you, ALL of you, for your notes and reblogs. It truly means the world to me.

The Greatest Speech in the history of Mankind. by Charlie...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:40:00 -0400

The Greatest Speech in the history of Mankind.
by Charlie Chaplin

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost….

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. …..

Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!

In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will!

Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

To all my lovely followers! It’s time for you to put some...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:04:00 -0400

To all my lovely followers! It’s time for you to put some condoms over your ear-holes because the Reverend and I are back and full of throbbing loving for you!

Enjoy the show!

Topics:

We talk about the Canadian version of The Man
Culinary Traditions of the cold North
The Le Mans Race
How drones will change racing forever
I offer my services as The Doctor of Bayou
How Puerto Ricans destroyed Hawaii
We give a shout out to our legal representation of Parks, Park, and Parks, ESQ.
Del Taco
Fosters Freeze
Nubeluz Forever
Preacher watches La Traviatta
Morfo loves Miley Cyrus
Getting tricked by a tranny on Instagram
Reminiscing about Carmen Luvana
The lost art of the Gokkun
Jehova’s Witnesses
What the hell is a Blockbuster?
And an impromptu musical outro

For all you disgusting motherfuckers who think taking pictures...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:01:11 -0400

For all you disgusting motherfuckers who think taking pictures of your flabby ass body, or cut-the-fuck-up arms, is somehow “empowering”. You are all weak, miserable jokes. Stop the pity parade and grow the fuck up. A world full of strangers owes you nothing. NOTHING. GET OVER IT!!

swingtastic: Its International Masturbation Month. So play with...

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:13:53 -0400

swingtastic:

Its International Masturbation Month.
So play with yourself and piss off the Pontiff.

Proudly promoted by www.swingtastictoys.com

Anything to piss off the Pope!

Han shot FIRST! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:59:16 -0400

Han shot FIRST!

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

One of the the best concerts I’ve ever been to! Doro is...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:04:15 -0400

One of the the best concerts I’ve ever been to! Doro is the Queen of Metal!

bunsterjonez:

Doro Pesch at the House of Blues

Hollywood, CA

02/22/2013

What my girl has been making all day! I fucking love this...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:14:41 -0400

What my girl has been making all day! I fucking love this woman!

bunsterjonez:

Great Daiyusha Online [x]

Requested by toxiclunch

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:37:50 -0400

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

Fuck you Blueberries, you’re drunk.

x Two droids, one Wade.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:35:00 -0400

x

Two droids, one Wade.

You’re all fucked if you don’t do something NOW

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:10:31 -0400

You’re all fucked if you don’t do something NOW

becauseimperfectlyimperfect: This is the best post I’ve ever...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:44:19 -0400

becauseimperfectlyimperfect:

This is the best post I’ve ever seen in my entire life OMG

feunext: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP! SERIOUS BUSINESS RIGHT HERE! CISPA...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:12:27 -0400

feunext:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!

SERIOUS BUSINESS RIGHT HERE!

CISPA just passed and is going to destroy everything!

Go to SitesNotSpies.org to sign up to join the protest and for further details.

It’s time to get pissed. The U.S. law that would turn Google, Facebook, and Twitter into legally immune government spies just passed the House.

This bill affects everyone — not just U.S. citizens. Anyone with a Facebook account could now have their data shipped directly to the U.S. government. That’s why Internet users overwhelmingly oppose this bill. Over 1.5 million people signed petitions against it. But Congress didn’t listen.

Does this remind you of something? Yep, this is the exact position we were in with SOPA last year. Then the Internet rose up and we made history with the SOPA strike.

This spring, we’re going to organize the largest online privacy protest in history to make sure that CISPA goes the same route as SOPA and doesn’t become the law that breaks the 4th Amendment. Are you in?

CISPA threatens our most basic rights. Privacy is important not just for our security but for our rights to freedom of expression. The giant tech companies that stood with Internet users against SOPA are not going to help us this time (but some of the large sites like Mozilla, Imgur, and Reddit are all against CISPA and we love them).

Only a massive grassroots outcry will stop this bill. We’re starting to build the tools. But we need your help.

Share this flyer, and tell everyone you know to sign up to join the protest!

FUCK CONGRESS! STOP CISPA!

shickalenia: dduane: dakotaaaa: thesuitsofwoah: gailsimone: ...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 17:00:06 -0400

shickalenia:

dduane:

dakotaaaa:

thesuitsofwoah:

gailsimone:

This made me laugh so dang hard.

that’s almost too cruel
almost

beautiful

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’ll let this speak for itself. Sit down, testicle jockey.

“American Dream”: Food loaded into Dumpsters while Hundreds of Hungry Americans Restrained by Police

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 03:47:13 -0400

“American Dream”: Food loaded into Dumpsters while Hundreds of Hungry Americans Restrained by Police:

I came on Tumblr because I couldn’t sleep. I read this, and I think I’m going to go drink Nyquil. Fuck this world.

Fantastic Four 511 - The First Family of Marvel meet God Mark...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:58:01 -0400

Fantastic Four 511 - The First Family of Marvel meet God

Mark Waid | Mike Wieringo | Karl Kessel

The Fantastic Four meet “God” aka Jack Kirby